Fuck you HBO: That was consensual in the books.

your-watch-is-broken:

Really HBO? You not only needed to change Khal Drogo and Dany’s sex scene into a rape you made Jaime rape Cersei?

Here is a direct fucking excerpt.

"Hurry," she was whispering now, "quickly, quickly, now, do it now, do me now. Jaime Jaime Jaime." Her hands helped guide him. "Yes," Cersei said…


pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

jcoleknowsbest:

note-a-bear:

"You said what?"

poor baby!

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thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

6,049 plays The Stable Song Gregory Alan Isakov That Sea, The Gambler

starklords:

The Stable Song | Gregory Alan Isakov

Now I’ve been crazy, couldn’t you tell?
I threw stones at the stars, but the whole sky fell

groovyteen:

all i want is some cereal and some dick

josetra:

horny, tired, stressed, and alone

richardcreech:

MY GOD THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE


jungleindierock:

Time Machine Video of the Week

Blink 182 - I Miss You (2004)

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want

Where you can always find me
And we’ll have halloween on Christmas
And in the night we’ll wish this never ends
We’ll wish this never ends

I miss you, miss you
I miss you, miss you

Where are you and I’m so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting everytime

And as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you and hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)
Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)

Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)
Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)

Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)
Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head
(I miss you, miss you)

(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)
(I miss you, miss you)

Songwriters:- Thomas Delonge / Mark Hoppus / Travis Barker


kids0ftheblackhole:

good

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regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

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